SMURF ATTACK!!! Okay, so it makes no sense. I just thougtht it sounded cool.

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These articles speak for themselves, so sit back and enjoy.
Excuse the pictures, I'll have them up and running as soon as I can find a reliable, less shitty way to get them up.






A few pages of interesting garbage.


SCL Punk: the greatest movie of all time.
MTV I hate you!!!
"Rockin' Jesus". Lord of the Trick or Treat.
Rednecks- America's answer to those annoying animals!
SatanWare- cookware of pure evil.
Exxon-Valdiz Pizza anyone?
The incredible mystery behind the game
Halloween is being overrun!
Top Ten Horrific Things on Earth
M.A.S.H.- Who knew the Army could be so funny.
Fred Flintstone- Possibly the evilest man of all time.
McDonald's and the true evil in the Universe.
Dancin' Outlaw- the worst documentary of all time.
The hidden messages behind Scooby-Doo.
The Ray Charles birthday card collection.
Decision 2000, the day from Hell.
The Jetsons and their take on racial equality.
The Greatest Inventions of all time.
Snorks- Deepsea Crackpipes.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2. Shit on a reel.
Flea Market- trash heap of fortune.
The Pope goes Broadway, musical style.
Jerry and the genetic mutant pie.
Satanatubbie-evil cousin to everyones most hated TV show.
Proof that Santa is evil
Mr. Potatohead, role model to kids everywhere.
Teletubbies: Even worse than the care bears.
Bad memories that should've been left alone.
Walt Disney and his conquest for world domination.
Duracell wages war on my right leg.
Pennsic beer: good to the last chew